'A Song of Ice and Fire' - The Death Toll Rises - Spoiler Free Satire (for anyone who hasn't finished the books just yet.)
Damn you George R.R. Martin! hehe Why can’t I quit you and your epicly enthralling books!!!?
Actually to be quite honest I absolutely love the ‘Song of Fire and Ice’ series even despite it’s utter ability to shatter any hopes and dreams of anyone coming out of this epic in one piece. :) I love Martin’s writing style as well as the vivid and rich world that he has laid out before us. I have currently finished all of the first five books and eagerly await the next installment with great anticipation.
In the meantime I thought I would share this colorful and informative pictograph with all the die hard Martin fans out there…. hehe die hard, pardon the pun. :P I ran across this amazing photo of what the books look like if you flag all the death scenes with post its. Wondering if your favorite character might stand a chance and make it out alive? bahahahahaha! :P Also, for anyone who may not have finished all the books just yet… *ahem, my significant other for one* :) Don’t worry, there are no spoilers hidden in this photo so don’t cry foul. :P Though I have to say, if you are any character of any importance great or small, you might have a better chance of winning the Westerosi Lottery than of surviving George R.R. Martin’s house of horrors. :)
'Once upon a time in the land of Westeros there lived a lot of amazingly epic characters…. yada yada yada… And they all died. -The End- :)